Terms of service

Last updated: May 13, 2026

OVERVIEW

Welcome to Monkey Rant. The terms “we”, “us”, and “our” refer to Monkey Rant. Monkey Rant operates this store and website, including all related information, content, features, tools, products, and services in order to provide you with a curated shopping experience (the “Services”).

By visiting, accessing, or using our Services, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service (“Terms”), including any policies referenced herein, including our Privacy Policy, Refund Policy, and SMS/Mobile Messaging Terms.

If you do not agree to these Terms, you may not access or use the Services.

SECTION 1 – ACCESS AND ACCOUNT

By using this site, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your state or province of residence.

You agree to provide current, complete, and accurate purchase and account information for all purchases made through our store. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account information and for all activity under your account.

SECTION 2 – PRODUCTS AND SERVICES

We make every effort to accurately display product colors, designs, and details. However, actual colors and appearance may vary depending on device screens and settings.

We reserve the right to:

Modify or discontinue products at any time
Limit quantities available
Refuse service to anyone for any reason

SECTION 3 – ORDERS AND BILLING

When you place an order, you are making an offer to purchase products from Monkey Rant.

We reserve the right to refuse, cancel, or limit any order at our sole discretion, including orders suspected of fraud or unauthorized activity.

Prices are subject to change without notice.

You agree to provide accurate billing, payment, and shipping information for all orders.

SECTION 4 – SHIPPING, RETURNS, AND REFUNDS

Shipping times are estimates only and are not guaranteed.

We are not responsible for delays caused by carriers, weather, customs, or events outside our control.

Returns and refunds are governed by our Refund & Return Policy.

SECTION 5 – INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

All content on this website, including logos, graphics, artwork, designs, text, images, product designs, slogans, and branding, is the property of Monkey Rant and protected by intellectual property laws.

You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, copy, or commercially use any content without prior written permission.

SECTION 6 – PROHIBITED USES

You may not use the Services:

For unlawful purposes
To violate laws or regulations
To infringe intellectual property rights
To distribute spam, malware, or malicious code
To scrape, copy, or exploit site content
To interfere with website functionality or security

We reserve the right to terminate access for violations of these Terms.

SECTION 7 – THIRD-PARTY SERVICES

Our Services may include links or integrations with third-party services including Shopify, payment processors, social media platforms, analytics providers, and marketing tools.

We are not responsible for third-party websites, services, or policies.

SECTION 8 – SHOPIFY PLATFORM

Monkey Rant is powered by Shopify, which provides the ecommerce platform used to operate our store. However, all purchases and transactions are made directly with Monkey Rant.

Shopify is not responsible for products, services, fulfillment, returns, or customer support provided by Monkey Rant.

SECTION 9 – SMS / MOBILE MESSAGING TERMS

By providing your phone number and opting into SMS marketing, you consent to receive recurring automated promotional and personalized marketing text messages from Monkey Rant, including:

Promotions
Cart reminders
Product launches
Order updates
Marketing messages

Consent is not a condition of purchase.

Message frequency varies. Message and data rates may apply.

You may unsubscribe at any time by replying STOP to any message. For assistance, reply HELP or contact support@monkeyrant.com.

SECTION 10 – DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES

All Services and products are provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind, either express or implied.

We do not guarantee uninterrupted, secure, or error-free operation of the Services.

SECTION 11 – LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Monkey Rant shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of the Services or products purchased through the Services.

SECTION 12 – PRIVACY POLICY

Your use of the Services is also governed by our Privacy Policy.

SECTION 13 – GOVERNING LAW

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Texas, United States, without regard to conflict of law principles.

Any disputes arising under these Terms shall be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Texas.

SECTION 14 – CHANGES TO THESE TERMS

We reserve the right to update or modify these Terms at any time without prior notice. Changes become effective immediately upon posting to the website.

Your continued use of the Services constitutes acceptance of those changes.

SECTION 15 – CONTACT INFORMATION

Questions regarding these Terms may be directed to:

Monkey Rant
Fulshear, TX, United States
support@monkeyrant.com
832-987-3002